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Northwest Fan Fest

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This weekend, I will be selling my haiku posters and postcards at my second convention: Northwest Fan Fest. It’s next to the New Westminster Skytrain station, so if you live in the Vancouver area, please come and check out the fest!

I’m also going to have the amazing work of my friend Peter Chiykowski at the booth.

Yup. That's Peter.

Yup. That’s Peter.

In fact, I’ll have waaaay more of his stuff than mine for sale because he’s been writing his webcomic – Rock, Paper, Cynic – for over six years.

He also has a brand-spankin’-new book out in a physical bookstore near you . . . and in an online bookstore even nearer.

Because who needs good ideas?

Because who needs good ideas?

I’ll have the books in stock at the convention for $20. I’m actually a guest writer in the book! Because I’m good at bad ideas, apparently . . .

I have also made some new prints of my own that will be available for the first time. Here’s a preview of three of them:

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A carpe diem poem for D&D players.

 

 

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“What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger” . . . for D&D players.

 

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A set of these would be awesome as game night invitations!

 

 

You can buy them in my online store (as postcards) if you can’t make it to the convention. But I hope to see you there!


Haiku Warrior

Get your lucky set

of slick polyhedral dice:

a new RPG!

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Note: this post is going to be EXTRA nerdy, so put on your Cloaking Robe of Elvenkind and let’s get this adventure going!

I’m here to tell you about Haiku Warrior: a tabletop RPG (role-playing game) card game for 1-4 players. It’s a Kickstarter campaign on now. For $20, you get the game!

I’ve been playing Dungeons & Dragons since I was 12 and on many occasions I have gamed with only one other friend (with one of us at the Dungeon Master and one of us as the lone hero). It’s worked very well, but I don’t imagine it’s for everyone.

That’s where Haiku Warrior comes in!

The cards act as the DM (the story-teller of the game), so (like Talisman, if you’ve played it or seen it in the background of Big Bang Theory) you can play the game with two players (or even alone, if you want!).

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If you’ve played D&D or any RPG before, you’re probably going to enjoy this game made by the creator of Drinking Quest, which is an RPG / drinking game in one.

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If you’ve never played an RPG before, this is a pretty great intro into a fabulous world of being a hero in a sword and sorcery world.

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I’m excited about the game for two reasons:

1) I really want to play it!

2) It’s a game where every card is a haiku AND I am a stretch goal on the Kickstarter page! This means that if the game raises enough money, I will contribute a card to a bonus level of the game.

So if you like the idea of being a fantasy adventurer conquering monsters and completing quests – told exclusively in haiku – then check out the Kickstarter page! Maybe we can play it together at the Stormcrow Tavern in Vancouver.


Poetry Submission Advice: Free Subscription with Contest Entry

Every poetry journal makes the same request when putting out a call for submissions:

read some of our back issues to get a feel for our style.

Reading back issues is important not only to see if you have something that the journal might like, but it also keeps you connected to what is currently being acknowledged and praised in the literary market. Publishing on Twitter and on your own blog can be personally inspiring and rewarding, but if you want to build up some poetic street-cred among the literary journals (so that you can one day apply for government grants to write a collection), you need to hoard some of your best stuff and then submit it.

"Don't look! These aren't published yet!"

“Don’t look! These aren’t published yet!” – Smaug

If you post something on Twitter or on your blog, it’s considered published by most literary journals. This means that if you write a great poem that you’d like to see published in Fiddlehead or Prairie Fire, you can’t put it online for others first. The journal wants first-publication rights; they want to be the first ones to share your masterpiece with the world. You get the rights back after a certain amount of time (read your contract carefully) and then you can do with the poem what you will.

So where can you read these literary journals?

Your public or university library might have subscriptions to literary journals. VPL (Vancouver Public Library), for example, has an excellent selection of Canadian and international journals to peruse (but you can’t sign them out).

The other option is to subscribe. Yes, this takes money, but I have a handy trick for you if you like the idea of receiving new literature at your door every three months—as I do!

"Your subscriptions keep me employed."

“Your subscriptions keep me employed.” – Newman

Most of the big name Canadian literary journals have annual contests with impressive cash prizes and grandeur to be won. The odds of winning are a long shot, but when you pay the contest entry fee (usually between $30-40), you receive a year-long subscription.

This is a great deal if you want the subscription anyway and have some solid poems that you’d like to send into battle.

There are two such contests coming up imminently:

Prairie Fire

Deadline (Postmarked): November 30, 2014

$32 to submit up to 3 poems

Grand Prize: $1250

Submission by snail mail only

For the address and other details (read them carefully!) go to their website: http://www.prairiefire.ca/contests/

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Fiddlehead

Deadline (Postmarked): December 1, 2014

$30 to submit up to 3 poems if you’re Canadian ($36 Int’l)

Grand Prize: $2000

Submission by snail mail only

For the address and other details (read them carefully!) go to their website:

http://www.thefiddlehead.ca/FHcontest.html

If you don’t have the money to enter both contests, check out their websites or their back issues at the library to see which one best suits you.

I will be posting more writing advice for poets and short fiction writers in the future, so please subscribe and follow me on your preferred social media. (share buttons below too)

Wondering which journals to read? Subscribe to my blog, and I will send you a handy PDF of the annual contests of some of Canada’s most influential poetry journals.


The Day I Started to Write Poetry

I’m always interested in hearing why poets write. And why poets and non-poets read poetry. In case you wonder this too, here is my story.

When I was in Grade 10, my English teacher handed out magic eye cards to everyone in the class. We thought it was another one of his “ketchup days” where we didn’t have to do any new work, but he tricked us into learning.

It’s a spaceship!

He admitted that he couldn’t see any magic eye pictures, no matter which technique he tried. He unfocused his eyes, he tilted the page, he focused harder. Nothing.

“You said keep your eyes out of focus, which is misleading. You want deep focus!”

“So why do you collect them?” a student asked.

“Because they are like poems,” he said. “Some people can see into all of them, or most of them. Some people see them reversed.”

I don’t think he meant this by reversed . . .

“I collect them because I’m looking for that one poem for me. Don’t give up. Keep reading.”

Not only did I keep reading, but I wrote my first (terrible) poem that day of many (terrible) poems to come. I hope someday one of my (now better) poems might be a magic eye picture for you.

So, what’s your story? (or the poem that got you hooked)

Comment on this page or Tweet me @writelightning

I’d love to hear it!


Haiku for Lovers

HAIKU-FOR-LOVERS-300x200Happy Valentine’s Day everyone! To celebrate, why not buy your special someone an eBook of sexy haiku, featuring one of my very own 17 syllable creations? It’s only $3, and I get a share of the royalties of the sales! Pretty nifty. Continue reading